why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Neither have I

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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