- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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