Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Neil Lewis

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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