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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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