- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Gingers.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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