- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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