How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Black people being friendly.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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