What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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