knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Julian Ha.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

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