So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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