- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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