a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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