What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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