Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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your face is kinda funny

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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