- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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