why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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i hate black people

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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