Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What is cowboy say

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Anti Joke

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