What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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