- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

this is stupid .... yep

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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