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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

mikey is cute

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Y u do dis?

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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