Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Women's Rights.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Anti Joke

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