- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

. . I am a whale

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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