What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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anus

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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