- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

WILLY

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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