- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Women's rights

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your so gay, that you like men!

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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