- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Refridgerator.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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