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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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