"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

womens rights.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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