A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Connor is homo

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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