Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

CAS

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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