- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

How's the weather? Good.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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