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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

You and your parents are going to die today

identical jokes get different votes.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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