- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Women's Rights

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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