- Anti Joke

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.