- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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