- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Women's rights.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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