What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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