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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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