- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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