Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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