Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

National security?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

You know whats funny Aids

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Fox News

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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