- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Weed.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what goes boo a sock

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