what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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