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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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