- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Has u seen my grammar?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Women's Rights

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

PIED NINNY!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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