What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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tea with milk?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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He--Hey guys

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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