- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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