Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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