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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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