- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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