- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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