- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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