- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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