- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

This is not funny.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Woman's Rights

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Psychics.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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