- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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