What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

just in time?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There once was this guy and he fell down

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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