What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

hi penis ham telephone

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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