- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

hi mom

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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