How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

hear hear

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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