What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Who is John Galt?

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

i killed my family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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