why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You know whats funny Aids

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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