- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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