- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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