- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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