- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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