How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Error 37.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Anti Joke

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