What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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