- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

your mum

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

black people

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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