- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

the midget went to the midget store

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Sir, your wife is dead

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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