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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats worse than gill? nothing

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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