A child walks into a classroom.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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2 black kids walk into school

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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