- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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