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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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