- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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