What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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