I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

seek beauty

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

what to call someone thats gay zak

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

autistic kids rock

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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