Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Barack Obama.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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