What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

what to call someone thats gay zak

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

a person who will soon die of beeties

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

This is sparta No this is patrick

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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