- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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