Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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