david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

seek beauty

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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