Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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The child was fired from his job.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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