chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

you suck

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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