- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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