- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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