- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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