- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's your guys names?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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