- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Jovan

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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