- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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