how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Anti Joke

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