- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

knock,knock you suck

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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