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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Sex education in Texas.

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Homosexualism is so gay man

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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