- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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