Students, please find the surface integral.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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