- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

i dont fisish anythi

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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