- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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