What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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