When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

your mom died.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Once upon a time

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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