- Anti Joke

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

No because your face is really f***** up.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!