What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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