- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

what are three short words? i a am

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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