Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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The Labour Party.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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