What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Horse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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