When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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