- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

KOOKABURRA

ur mum

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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