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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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