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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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