Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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WNBA

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

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