- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

woman's rights

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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