- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

anus

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Womens rights.

why did the man die? he had cancer

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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