Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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