ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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