- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

L's I's that took Viagra.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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