What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

your mom is so fat.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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