- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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