what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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