- Anti Joke

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.