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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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