- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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