- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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