Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How high is the sky? True or False

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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