Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

anus

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Know what's funny? Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

thumb_up thumb_down -22

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops