- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Penis

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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