Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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