- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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