- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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