- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you suck

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Basically

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your're racist.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What walks on it's hands My uncle

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Take part of what?

dry handjob

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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