- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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