- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Hail Hitler

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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