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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did th-A fridge.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Pianos.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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