- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

the lemon was sweet.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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