- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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