- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock Who's There

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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