penis

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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