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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did? Yes

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

whats black and strange a paki

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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