what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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