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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Skrillex.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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