- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Want to hear a joke? No.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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