- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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