PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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