- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

hi michael

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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