- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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