- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

I wrote a funny joke.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

if you don't like this you're gay

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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