- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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