- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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