- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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