- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I hate blackniggers

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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