- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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