- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

CAVE JOHNSON.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

9/11

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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