- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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